Worst roommate ever....

She doesn't have a job and mooches all the time. She wakes up at the crack of dawn and makes lots of noise. She rolls in the dirt and tracks it in the house. When it is time to clean, she goes outside and sits in the sun. She gets high on catnip and sleeps all day. She snores. She invites her boyfriend over whenever she feels like it. She doesn't excuse herself when she sneezes. She begs for food but doesn't take it because she is a picky eater! She doesn't like any of the treats we buy for her. She kicks her kitty litter everywhere. She drinks out of the bathtub. She's a bed hog. She can't figure out how to open half-shut doors to let herself out. She's rude to company. She's the messiest eater ever! She interrupts yoga time. We should kick her out! But she's too cute.